Are you a Buffalo Bills fan? Were you at their blowout victory against the Indianapolis Colts on Sunday? Did you have some random girl stick your hands down your pants?
If so, I hope you bought a lottery ticket because that might have been the best day ever.
Alas, if it wasn’t you – bummer. But it was some guy, because there is a female Buffalo Bills fan looking for the man whom she gave a handjob to during the Week 1 win for the Bills.
Even crazier? She posted the ad on Craigslist – an ad which says she did the duty while her boyfriend was in line getting beers.
https://twitter.com/ChrisSmithCBW/status/643456553836785664
If this isn’t the best story to come out of Week 1 of the NFL schedule, I don’t know what is.